After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.

Peter's mom starts dating Tom Tucker; Brian and Stewie host their own raunchy radio program.

Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.

Stewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.

Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.

Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.

Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.

After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.

After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.

After Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.

Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.

Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.

Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.

After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.

When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.

After being expelled for having the lowest average standardized test score, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, forcing the family to struggle to pay the tuition.

Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.