Stewie gets addicted to ADHD medication; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other.

When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.

Stewie builds a robot friend; Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.

Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.

After watching a VHS tape of his younger self, Peter, with Brian's help, launch a plan to make sure Chris doesn't take the same path.

Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating.

Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.

Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.

While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of a soap opera Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover.

Stewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business.

Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.

Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Br...

Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50.

Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.

Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.

An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.

Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.

Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.