Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.

When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.

After the toy company is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.

When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.

Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.

Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.

Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.

Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.

Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.

Peter tries to pay of the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.

After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.

After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.

Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.

While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.

Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.

Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.

Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.

When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.

Peter's jealously reaches its peak when Lois runs into an old boyfriend, so Lois recommends marriage counseling to fix their relationship.

Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey back home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.

Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.

Driven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.